February 26th, 2008

Everything on my body, including my eyebrows, still aches from moving. Instead of the usual back and leg problems, my hands caught the most hell thanks to the speed-shovelling technique I used to get vehicles free from the snow and ice. My hands don’t just ache but they snap, crackle and pop enough to fool people into thinking that Bobby Badfingers is throwing a gig in the same room. I keep stretching the fingers and that is probably why they’re getting better. I shoveled some snow today and the pain came right back for a while. I may have just returned to the internet last week, but I’ll have to stay low-profile for a while and let my hands heal properly heal.


From the moment I got into making things for M.U.G.E.N. (that customizable fighting game that people are now making random-assed videos from and poppin’ it on the YouTube) I had a mental list of things that I’ve always wanted to make or recreate in it. I finally finished one yesterday: the Shaw Brothers Studio introduction.

Shaw Brothers intro for MUGEN

The logos and text were made with screenshots of the Celestial/Dragon Dynasty DVDs but the rest comes from my pathetic attempt to recreate the graphics. It’s not much, but something about having that kick off a fighting game that makes me smile. If you have M.U.G.E.N. and want to give it a try, download the intro here and read the instructions to learn how to install it. If you don’t have M.U.G.E.N. and want to learn more about it, go here.

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February 22nd, 2008

Remember that book cover that I drew and colored a lil’ while back? It’s out!

Virtual Caveman 350p

Memoirs of a Virtual Caveman is a book by Rob “Dire 51” Strangman, the creator of some great video game-based sites including the mighty OPCFG, the West Mansion Splatterhouse shrine and the Ghoul Realm that pays tribute to Capcom’s G ‘n G games. It’s full of real-life video game stories that kick off from the Atari 2600 days up until the beginning of the Playstation 1 era. Many of the articles I’ve read about the early days of video games miss the mark by a mile because there’s a lot of stuff that no one remembers until they start telling stories from back then. I’ve only seen some of the stories in their early forms and even then they were fun to read. Some will make you nod or smile as you remember a similar experience and others will make you twitch with envy (especially if the duffel bag story is in there). Rob and those who contributed stories to the book worked their butts off to bring you some true wayback action in book form and I hope you give it a shot. Plus, I drew the cover, so I did a lil’ bit, too. You’ll have to read the book to fully understand what the cover means. No, I’m not telling you. Snitches get stitches!

The book is finally available for the buying and the reading Lulu.com. Buy it as soon as you can and let them know if you dig it!

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February 19th, 2008

Not that I even bothered to post right before the moving took place, but the move is all over. The night that the plumbing next door decided to freeze-plode was also when Mother Nature decided that snow should be shat upon the ground. The weather forecast for the entire week of the move went like this:

10 Snow
20 Warm-up just long enough to melt snow
30 Freezing rain on slushy snow
40 Freeze it all to solid ice
50 GOTO 10

That cycle happened three times during that week and it make everything much more of a hellride. Even now, I’m mostly tired from having to constantly speed-dig vehicles free from snow, slush or ice. To pour sulfuric acid into the wound, the weather started to clear up on the last day of the move and the last of the snow melted less than an hour after the last box was brought in.

Enough of that cryin’. Once I get settled in, it’s back to business as usual: failing to meet expectations everywhere I go. Later!

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February 12th, 2008

While away at work last night, the pipes in the empty apt. next door exploded because no one left the heat on low or something like that. That apartment flooded and the water seeped into this apartment enough to put about an inch of water in the living room. Soooooo, gotta move even faster. Catch you when I have the internet hooked up again.

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February 8th, 2008

I’m getting ready to move somewhere else so I won’t be too active on the ‘net for about a week and I probably won’t be on at all right after the move since it always takes a while to get internet access re-hook-i-fied up.

Illmosis and ScrollBoss will be on hold until I get back. Illmosis probably won’t get updated since I spent this week packing more of my belongings instead of coloring some pictures I need to finish. I’d like to say that I’ll be spending my off-internet time working on a bunch of stuff to spring on you when I get back, but that never works. I own a lot of stuff so I’ll probably spend most of my free time trying to heal from the pain in the butt that moving brings.

This isn’t my last post before the move, but I was in the mood to get this out of the way. I’m having some kind of problem with my ‘net connection and can’t even post this on the Prime Central Station board, so I figured I better do this somewhere just in case things get completely screwed up.

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February 4th, 2008

Today is my mother’s birthday. My self-appointed mission on her birthday is to shorten the list of movies and music that she’s always wanted bit-by-bit each year. Some were easy to find like The Sentinel, a horror flick that she loved but hadn’t seen since 198-something. The hardest to track down was a CD of “Odori” by Hiroshima. She had the LP and would play it a lot back when I was in the 4th grade (which is why I like the group a lot myself).

I was walking around K-Mart just looking for anything in the DVD section. I figured I could at least find some stuff in the el Cheapo section. Right when I was about to give up, I was floored by the luckiest find I’ve had in a long while: a DVD set with Creepshow, Cat’s Eye, Dreamcatcher and Delores Clairborne. See, my mother’s a horror movie fan was cool enough not to just let me watch horror movies, but she watched them along with me the same way that my late uncle Jackie would do when she was a young’un. Before the VCR was in the price range of everyday people, we’d watch horror flicks on local shows like “Houlihan and Big Chuck”, “Superhost” and more. But for the full meal deal, it was all about watching late-night HBO horror and two of our favorites were Creepshow and Cat’s Eye. She loves Creepshow so much that I used a screenshot from it for a Mother’s Day card that I made for her a few years back. Seriously. So to see those two movies in the same pack out of sheer luck, well, that was an instant buy. She was happy to see the gift and plans to save watching them. It’s fitting because she was also given a cake from work and was saying “Where’s my cake?” like the guy from Creepshow. So if you’re wondering part of why I’m weird, that’s it right here.

I just noticed that she also shares her birthday with voice actress Janet Waldo and civil rights figure Rosa Parks.

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January 30th, 2008

Back on Christmas day I was groovin’ off my Christmas playlist which, by a law that I made up, must always start with This Christmas by Donny Hathaway. Shake a hand, shake a hand, y’all. Other joints include Christmas in Hollis by Run DMC, What Child is this by Vanessa Williams (not just for her but for that cool intro), Kurtis Blow’s Christmas Rappin’ and multiple James Brown seasonal gems. The James Brown songs make my eyes a bit misty since he passed on Christmas day a few years ago. Not “Soulful Christmas” because you CAN’T feel bad listening to that. But “Santa Claus Go Straight To The Ghetto”? It hits even harder now.

So there’s a part near the end of the song that I couldn’t figure out. He says “Tell ’em **unidentified** told you so” but I couldn’t figure out what the name is. Don’t ask why I’m just noticing this after all these years. Whatever it is, the name definitely isn’t James Brown. I decided to hit the lyric sites to see what they say. Not only did they claim that he said “James Brown” there but they don’t even have the obvious parts of the song right. Unless I have some alternate version of the song, these lyric sites have messed the song up. Many seem to copy and paste the same mistakes over again. Here’s a few:

“Pitch up your reindeer”
… Naw. I’m betting that’s “Hitch up your reindeer” and that James Brown didn’t tell Santa to throw an entire reindeer at a baseball player.

“Leave a toy for Johnny. Leave a dog for Mary.”
It sounds like “Leave a dawl for Mary.” If you listen closely, it sounds like there’s an “ll” at the end.

“You know that I know that you will see”
It’s “You know that I know WHAT you will see.” It’s not even hard to tell that he says that.

“And every stockings you buy,
The kids are gonna love you.

So, pick up a stocking you find.”
**rubs eyes** For one thing, he says “Fill every stocking you find.” I can tell that he’s saying that even through my crappy speakers. And the way that second line should go is “The kids are gonna love you so.” He doesn’t pause before saying “so” and a long pause after it. That means the period is after so, not before it. Not many people say “Love you so” in music these days, so I can understand the mistake… a bit.

There’s a few other times that I’ve noticed fubared lyrics on these sites. Some rap song made a reference to Alvin Ailey and whoever posted the lyrics just had some weird jibberish where Ailey’s name should have been. I wonder if there’s a really good lyric site out there that isn’t completely laced-up with the dumbs.

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January 29th, 2008

IGN has a news story about Marvel and EA ending their relationship of making fighting games together. It didn’t matter if Marvel Nemesis was in 3-D or even if they managed to break space-time and make the game 4-D, most people weren’t interested in a so-called Marvel fighting game where Captain America and Dr. Doom were kicked to the curb in favor of new characters. Cap and Doom were in one of the handheld versions, but when does that ever count? I would’ve bought it if it had been a real Marvel vs. EA game where Spidey, the Hulk and Iron Man could fight John Madden, James Pond and Bionic Lester.

My main hope is that Marvel and Capcom resume their old partnership in creating epic and insane fighting games or, at least, re-issue Marvel vs. Capcom 2 for PS2 so I don’t have to pay scalperlicious prices for it. Part of the whole hook of the Capcom/Marvel games was that Marvel has some of the greatest characters in all of fiction and Capcom created some of the greatest and most significant fighting games ever. Arcade Renaissance remembered two interview quotes that may bring some hope to those of us who are still waiting for Marvel vs. Capcom 3. Say what you want about the direction of some of their comics, Marvel’s been making a lot of great licensing moves and I think even they may know just how much people want to see Spider-Man and Mega Man fighting side-by-side once again.

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January 28th, 2008

Someone asked if I could post a merged version of that Truetorial posts I made while working on the Wendy Milan pic. I decided to do it because it’s a good idea and it gives me a chance to improve it a bit. I call it a ‘truetorial’ because it’s a tutorial that includes all the parts where I screwed up. I think some people get discouraged by seeing flawless tutorials and think, “Yeah, well, whoever wrote this is a pro.” Showing the mistakes is a nice way of saying, “Look, if an idiot like me can do this, you can do this.” This one isn’t really in-depth but I hope it gives you a few tips for drawing fan art from sprites.

Wendy MilanStep 1.) First, you need to gather some reference. Internet image searches can help a lot but it depends on the character’s level of fame. Searching for a popular character like Master Chief or Lara Croft will give you buttloads of pictures and loads of butt-pictures if you don’t turn on ‘Safe Search’. If you’re drawing someone from an obscure SNES side-scrolling beat-em-up, you’ll probably just find a few random graphics on a fan site ran by some crumb bum. If you can’t find the pose you’re looking for, you’ll have to get your own reference. Fire up the game or pause it (if you can) or take a screen capture of it like I had to here. I sketch the pose a few times while trying to get all the limbs in the right places and add my own spin to it. This is also a good chance to get some of the surplus fail out of my system. Unless you absolutely must keep the same exact dimensions and shape of the sprite for game-related or contest purposes, don’t be afraid to fix anything mistakes the sprite has like screwed-up anatomy and broken perspective. If the pose is just impossible to do or is only possible due to the weird proportions of the sprite style, you may have to mess around with the anatomy a bit to get the pose right. If you’re afraid that people will complain about the changes in message board or art site comments, just remember that they’ll complain if you leave them in, too.

Wendy Milan 2007 - Crappy EditionStep 2.) After days of almost drawing the picture and then remembering that I had to do other things for about 3 other people, I decide to finish it on Saturday, a day where I’m usually stumbling around like a zombie from an accumulated lack of sleep. I take a first attempt at it that to solidify a few more things. Sometimes, it’s a mess of lines that I plan to go over later or just take note of any problem areas. With maybe 4 hours of sleep in my system, the first attempt here is horror beyond imagining. It is so ugly that I spend the rest of the night thinking of giving up drawing forever. At least once I think about awkwardly jumping out of the second story window head first with the futile hope that the impact would break my neck and kill me instantly. Just… just anything to not think about how I drew that. I crawl into bed, curl into the fetal position and fall asleep while listening to “Living Inside Myself” by Gino Vannelli hoping that tomorrow will be a better day*.

Wendy 2007 - pencilsStep 3.) After six hours of sleep, I take a second shot at the picture while noting everything that didn’t work the first time. The torso width and big boots match the sprite better even if it’s weird to see her with a realistic face. More adjustments are made to those weird shoulder pads after I see how they look in other animation frames. That brings up another rule to remember: get multiple pictures and/or sprites of whoever you’re drawing. Even if you’re drawing a pose from a single sprite, you may not have a good view of all the outfit details or might be drawing the only sprite where something was drawn incorrectly.

Wendy Milan 2007 - inked 4.) After I decide that I don’t hate how this one looks, I break out the .08, .05 and .01 Micron pens and begin to go over the pencils with ink. The .05 tip is for the main details, the .01 is for really small details like the fine linework in the hair and the .08 takes two trips around the outline so it’s not just a boring, flat outline. This one turned out okay but there were certain things that I was uncertain about. Her face gives off the exact ‘nice girl’ vibe that I wanted and I like how the hair turned out fine here. The boots… notsomuch. Since I’ll also be using for things where I’ll have to shrink it down to super-small size, I put a really thick outline around the whole thing.

Wendy Milan - line cleaning 5.) I scanned the pic in pure Black and White mode at 600 dpi. How big is that? 2492 by 6263 pixels. To look at that at full size, it’s probably twice as wide and six times as tall as your monitor. I don’t have a fancy-pants program that automatically cleans line work into vectors, so I have to clean them manually. My main trick is to use PSP7’s ‘Retouch – Smudge’ tool set just high enough to blur the out the stray pixels without bending the line then use ‘Adjust Brightness/Contrast’ to get crisp lines again. Sometimes I can use ‘Despeckle’ -> ‘Gaussian Blur’ (VERY lightly) -> ‘Adjust Brightness/Contrast’ on the side. But I usually have to use the line tool to redraw some lines that look too bad to clean. My computer isn’t powerful enough to color it at this size and would crap it’s soul if I even thought about it so I shrink it down to 836 by 2100 pixels. Still unsure about a few things so I posted a preview of it on the Prime Central Station board. Z_Sabre_User pointed out that the leading leg looked a bit oddly shaped. I think the way that the tall kneepad covers up where her knee is gave her leg that sausage look. So I went back to the original and added a slight curve to it and fixed a few other things I didn’t like. Glad I didn’t fully clean the lines at first because it’d have sucked to re-clean that mess twice.

Wendy Milan - color 6.) With crisp lines in effect I add a transparent Multiply Layer with base colors that are partially taken from the sprite’s lightest colors. All the shading is done on more Multiply layers. The shiny lighting was made with transparent Normal layers just to lighten it up a bit and Dodge layers which adds that funky, fully-saturated look that enhances the shininess. Once it was fully colored in, I posted it on the Prime Central Station board and sweated Bullet Bills until a few kind people told me that it wasn’t completely fugly.

That’s the end of this truetorial which shows just about everything I do when I do what I do, especially the mistakes. It’s not that I think I’m great or even good, but I hope there’s a few tips that’d help someone out. As for why I drew Wendy, you’ll have to wait a while on that.

* – Yes, that’s a joke. I just got to a point where I put the picture to the side and watched Kool Moe Dee on Soul Train. Besides, the window has a mesh screen that can’t be moved. So there’s that, too.

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January 23rd, 2008

I was just griping about social networking sites earlier this month and now I have to add Tagged.com to the ban list. I got a “You’ve been tagged!” e-mail in their name from someone who had my e-mail addy in their address book. Instead of going to the site, I started looking up what others said about the Tagged and it turns out that they’re another service that kind of worms it’s way into getting more of your contact info than you think. Just a heads-up on that so you don’t get tricked into giving your friends’ e-mail addresses to spammers.

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